Monday, September 9, 2013

Jedi's Dark Forces

 
 
Like Luke and Anakin Skywalker, my Jedi has Dark Forces he needs to resist. Not rage or hate or jealousy though. No, my Jedi needs to stop chewing stuff that doesn't belong to him. His latest victim: my reading glasses. And look at him, no remorse whatsoever. Other things Jedi can't seem to leave alone include:
  • the cat
  • the kitchen trash can
  • my stuffed bear
  • pens and pencils
  • headphones
  • paper towels
Seriously, I am beyond frustrated. He's 11 months old now, so we can't blame it on teething. He'd better stop soon else I'm going to sell him to the next band of Jawas that come along! -- K